Archive for the ‘unemployment humor’ tag
Bad Rituals
Day 86 of being out of work…Kevin refuses to let his current unemployed status effect his annual first snow ritual of swimming on the Court House lawn followed by a night in jail.
Unemployed Day 45 Snow Art
Unemployed Day 45. Steve immortalized his favorite TV family in snow. Tomorrow he will make a snow oxygen tent for the pneumonia he caught working in a t-shirt.
Pumpkin Silliness
Unemployed Day 14. Nancy got a call at office from the neighbors. It seems that her husband, Marvin, decided to decorate the yard for halloween this afternoon. Thanks for the send-in!.
Unemployed Cabbie
Ali’s boss fired him when he took a short cut through a 5 alarm fire and melted the company cab.
I Was Fired Because I Made a Fire
Mike realized too late, that his idea of lighting a bonfire to get warm at the construction site … probably wasn’t a good one.
Fired Pastry Chef
Unemployed day 16. Janet regretted putting a Salvadore Dali twist on her bosses daughter’s wedding cake.
Lost My Job & My Spouse
After losing his job, Chris was in charge of doing the laundry. He then lost his spouse after this unfortunate incident.
Cat Assistant
Unemployed Day 46. Suzy realized she might not have been fired if she hadn’t brought Thor to the office to help her do her work.
Wife Carrying Contest
Unemployed Day 200. Mike is tired of hearing his wife’s nag him to get a job, so he entered a wife carrying contest to shut her up.
Melted Inventory
Unemployed Day 2. Still in shock from the heatwave, Dan realizes he might not have been fired if he’d parked in the shade.