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Unemployed Day 356 Lampman

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Day 356 of being out of work… Ken was very excited about the job interview, but he wondered to himself if he wore the right lampshade.

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September 28th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

What Copier?

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Unemployed Day 18. When asked what happened on her previous job, Jocelyn explained that it was a personality conflict between her and the copy machine. Thanks for the send-in!

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July 30th, 2010 at 7:23 am

Sometimes It’s Good To Be A Yes Man!

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Sometimes It’s Good To Be A Yes Man00″ height=”333″>The price is 257, source.Out of the many types of drug tests available on the market, hair follicle testing is a highly accurate method known for its extremely broad window of detection. Regardless of how often or how little an individual partakes in recreational drug use, the follicle test is an extremely potent obstacle to overcome. Regardless of the menacing nature of this test, there are still some fairly innovative solutions to help someone overcome this daunting boundary. In this guide, we will be covering some of the most effective ways to pass a follicle test and maintain your job. When it comes to drug detection tests, hair follicle tests set a gold standard for accuracy. While a urinalysis is an excellent way to detect fairly recent drug use, the hair follicle test can test backward for the last 90 days giving highly accurate information about habitual drug use. You can find information to help pass a mouth swab drug test here. Thanks to its wide frame of test reference, hair follicle testing has become the standard for many corporations as well as being the standard for most government agencies. Hair follicle tests also prove useful due to their non-invasive nature and high difficulty to cheat. Unfortunately for most people in a pinch, there is a slew of myths, rumors, and half-truths floating around the internet that sound helpful and even effective at a glance but none of them is a reliable method to pass this notorious test. Before we cover proven methods to deal with this particular conundrum, we are going to strike down these ill-conceived alternatives and clear the air. What would seem like a common-sense solution seen on multiple forums covering this particular subject, would surprise you to cause abysmal results. While bleach does an excellent job of stripping pigmentation from human hair, It is an absolute coin-flip if it helps you pass a test. The average results for bleaching average are at 40% and below, leaving a huge margin of accuracy still detectable by a hair follicle test. Shaving your hair is the most obvious solution by a longshot. After all, they can’t test what they can’t take. The major issue with this is that most people who are using this method don’t realize that the hair sample being used doesn’t have to come from the top of the scalp. Hair from eyebrows, arms, beards, and everywhere else on the body is just as viable to test. And anyone showing up to a test looking like a hairless newborn is going to set off red flags to whoever is administering it, giving up the game before it even begins. Unfortunately, you’re not often given much warning when it’s time to take a hair follicle test. As a result, you won’t have the time it takes for abstinence to help you. If you are abstinent from drug use long enough for it to not show up on hair follicle tests, then you weren’t at risk of failing as it is. With a testing window of 90 days, the only real way to guarantee to pass would be to be completely sober consistently. In which case you wouldn’t need to worry about failing as it is. On the bright side, even though those ways won’t work out for you, there are solutions. We want to cover the foolproof ways you can pass a hair follicle drug test. There’s one way that shines above the rest, however. Some consider it the only way to pass such an advanced form of drug testing. Of course, we’re talking about premium hair cleansing shampoo – aka, hair detox shampoo. These shampoos are designed to be able to help you pass a drug test with ease.

Sometimes It’s Good To Be A Yes Man!

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July 27th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Mad TV Takes On The Job Interview

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Mad TV Takes On The Job Interview

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July 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

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Old School Style Funny Job Interview

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Old School Style Funny Job Interview!

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May 24th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

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Getting Past No

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The price is 16127, source. You also can’t vouch for what’s in the urine you procured from another person – possibly a damn good friend. The last thing you need, of course, is a fake pregnancy scare! The general process works the exact same as it would with biological urine. Except, instead of peeing into the cup yourself, you’re placing the fake pee into the cup! If you have the right equipment, you can actually ‘pee’ into the cup if your movements are being tracked. However, you’ll need to be careful about maintaining the temperature of the synthetic urine. Most people tend to go wrong with fake pee when they use expired products, don’t maintain the temperature, or store the created fake urine for longer than six hours.To conclude, synthetic urine works as long as you know what you’re doing. Following provided instructions is, therefore, essential for any synthetic urine to work effectively. Now that you’re aware of what synthetic urine is, it is time to introduce you to its two types. Depending on what you’re comfortable with and what works best for you, you can choose between powdered synthetic urine or liquid synthetic urine. The two have their own pros and cons; however, they do not differ in terms of how effective they are. Both forms of synthetic urine will be effective if you follow the directions.Before you decide on what kind of urine you’d like to use, take a look at this handy comparison. If you’re wondering how powdered urine is created, then let’s address that curiosity before all else: powdered synthetic urine is dehydrated urine, which to be ‘passed’ as real requires the addition of distilled water. Using tap water with powdered fake urine is a rookie mistake and will not result in a valid sample. Support local journalism by subscribing to your Blank Slate Media community newspaper for just $35 a year.The sample comes in a vial that needs to be transferred to a bigger bottle to mix and create the fake urine. Usually, there’s enough in the vial to create a full bottle of fake urine, so measure your distilled water out according to the company’s instructions. Fair warning, there’s a lot of mixing and specific directions involved in creating your sample. Liquid fake urine is a concentrated form that doesn’t have to be mixed around until diluted. You don’t have to add any extra elements and can just shake it, warm it, and use it! It usually comes in a container rather than a vial, unlike the powdered form.

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April 15th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Unemployed Day 356 Lampman

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man with lamp on head

Day 356 of being out of work… Ken was very excited about the job interview, but he wondered to himself if he wore the right lampshade.

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January 11th, 2010 at 9:28 pm