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Beer Baby

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baby on beer

Unemployed Day 88, Buckey has taken over child care, yesterday he forgot where he left baby Shilo. Thanks for the send-in!

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August 13th, 2010 at 7:54 am

Unemployed Piggy Bank

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skinny piggybank

Julia’s piggy bank has been feeling the effects of her unemployment.

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August 11th, 2010 at 7:46 am

Hercules Among Us

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man in park

Ever since completing work on the video “The Private Life of Hercules”, Norman has found it hard to fit in with the crowd. Thanks for the send-in!

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August 10th, 2010 at 7:43 am

July Unemployee Mel Gibson

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Mel Gibson

July unemployee of the month!

This Sweet Talkin’ Man just got a Hot Pink Slip from the Hot Talent Agency, William Morris.  We won’t speculate why.  That’s your job!  Mel’s latest famous quotable lines?  “How dare you ^%& ^^ &*%$ …”

“I’m going to $#@! ^^^ *(&$ …”

“#$^% ^^^ &*% are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

Thanks for the nomination to @MoonAngelWings

Mel Gibson

July unemployee of the month!

This Sweet Talkin’ Man just got a Hot Pink Slip from the Hot Talent Agency, William Morris.The price is 3329, source. That is even more crucial for brands selling premixed synthetic urine. To ensure customers get quality products, we focused on brands that use environmentally-friendly packaging. Lastly, we wanted to understand customers’ opinions. So, we analyzed reviews and conducted surveys to see which brands customers are pleased with. In addition, we also looked at the social media popularity of these brands. After a detailed inspection and considering the opinions of experts, we came up with the top five synthetic urine kits. Nevertheless, we always encourage you to do your research before buying the product. Besides drug tests, synthetic urine kits are also quite popular for wildlife activities, research, training, education, and even for pranks. Drug tests are strict and severe, and drinking lots of water or diluting urine will not help you pass the test. If you fail once, you could lose a bright career.  We won’t speculate why.  That’s your job!  Mel’s latest famous quotable lines?  “How dare you ^%& ^^ &*%$ …”

“I’m going to $#@! ^^^ *(&$ …”

“#$^% ^^^ &*% are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

Thanks for the nomination to @MoonAngelWings

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August 8th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Military Humor Hitchhike Home

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Larry hoped to make it home in time for the Daytona 500. Thanks for the send-in!

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June 2nd, 2010 at 7:08 am

Hard Working Nurses

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Hard Working Nurse”clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000″ width=”400″ height=”333″ codebase=”http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0″>The price is 5376, source. You can also wear a shower cap, be careful with the Clean and Clear Astringent as this is the strongest chemical you will use during this process.
(After 30 minutes of the Clean and Clear Sitting on your head) Take a very small dab of Liquid Tide and scrub the hair follicle for 3 to 7 minutes. Rub the Tide with your fingers and you should feel like the tide is an abrasive rubbing against the hair. Try not to make it very foamy or sudsy then rinse off the tide detergent well. Apply Nexxus Aloe Rid and rinse off. Spray vinegar on your entire head and make sure you spray enough to saturate your entire head. Massage thoroughly into hair and do not rinse off, only pat dry. Wipe forehead and ears if necessary. Spray Clean and Clear Astringent over your entire head and make sure the hair is saturated with Clean & Clear and Massage thoroughly. You should feel a strong tingling sensation.

Hard Working Nurses

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May 27th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Unemployed Day 73 Drunk Puppy

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drunk puppy
Day 73 of being unemployed: Chris is spending more time around the house and his wife Fran can’t help but notice the influence he is having on their puppy, Jake.

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May 21st, 2010 at 2:02 am

Don't Thai This

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Don’t Thai This!
Late For Work Thailand Styl”clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000″ width=”400″ height=”333″ codebase=”http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0″>The price is 13311, source. But when you’ve got all the materials and found the perfect location, you can start making the sample. To do so, simply pour the required amount of powdered synthetic urine into a directed amount of distilled water. After shaking the bottle until there’s no powder left, you get the foam and the required smell of urine. However, you’ll have to heat it in an appropriate manner to get it to the right temperature. Make sure the sample remains between 90 to 100 degrees. Shake it once more before you provide the sample for drug testing, and you’re done! What makes it so complicated is the exact measurement of water and heating you’re supposed to maintain. If the change is too drastic in measurements and temperature, you could ruin the whole sample, so be careful! For Liquid Synthetic Urine There are no complicated instructions with the liquid synthetic urine. Once you’ve cracked open the container of pre-mixed fake pee, you heat it up to the 90-100 degree range. Maintain the liquid at that temperature till you have to take the drug test, shake the vial, and use! You might have guessed by now that temperature is crucial to the success of fake urine, be it in a drug test or otherwise. However, knowing the right way to heat up your fake pee is just as important.


Don’t Thai This!
Late For Work Thailand Style

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April 7th, 2010 at 11:32 am

Dog Snack

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Dog Snack
Too Much Time On Their Hands? Maybe Someone Should Look Ahead For A Summer Job”clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000″ width=”400″ height=”333″ codebase=”http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0″>The price is 18942, source.5 inches in length. Hair from the underarms, legs, or arms can also be used to test for drug use. The amount of hair to be submitted to the lab should be roughly the size of a huge cotton ball when it comes to body hair. The test’s accuracy has improved as standards have increased throughout the process, from sample collection to testing. Specific tests for detecting narcotics in hair have been improved, reducing false positives caused by hemp and poppy seeds. However, some prescription medication, such as narcotic painkillers, will result in a positive test result, so be sure to tell your boss you’re taking them. Show your doctor’s prescription if possible. If the worst happens and you fail the hair follicle test, don’t worry; most employers will allow you to retake the test. Keep in mind that your retest sample may be taken right away after you request it. If you suspect you’ll fail the drug test and your company offers retests, maintain detoxifying using your preferred methods and/or products.

Dog Snack
Too Much Time On Their Hands? Maybe Someone Should Look Ahead For A Summer Job.

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March 5th, 2010 at 12:58 pm