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October 30th

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On this day in Comedy History, October 30th, 1945, actor, producer, director and “Happy Days” sitcom star Henry Winkler was born in Manhattan, New York.

October 27th

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On this day in Comedy History, October 27th, 1939, actor, writer, comedian John Cleese of “Monty Python” fame was born in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, England.

Ray Romano

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Ray Romano, actor and comedian, is known best for his award-winning role of sports writer Ray Barone on the TV sitcom “Everybody Loves Raymond.”   Romano study accounting in college and worked as a bank-teller and a futon deliveryman before launching his stand-up comedy career.

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Ray Romano, actor and comedian, is known best for his award-winning role of sports writer Ray Barone on the TV sitcom “Everybody Loves Raymond.The price is 14081, source. Underwear Pocket Ever wondered what you would do with that extra pocket in your underwear? Well, use it to store your synthetic urine bottle. Even if you do not have one, get a pair of stash undies and use it to keep the solution bottle with ease. Whenever you are required to give a sample for a drug test, you can easily pull out the bottle. Can’t get any more natural here, can we? Synthetic Urine Belt The leg strap and underwear pockets work great, but the synthetic urine belt is by far the most feasible option here. It is an elastic strap that you tie around your waist, with the synthetic urine medical-grade bag pinned to it. Further, this accessory has a thin tube with a valve that you can use to pass urine. All you need to do is put on the belt and turn on the valve whenever you need to give a urine sample. But the best part is yet to come: this is a reusable bag! Just rinse with warm water after every use, and use the belt in the most discreet manner. Additional Synthetic Urine Storage Tips: • Storage temperature: Always store in a cool and dry place while ensuring you never leave it exposed to sunlight. If you fail to do so, its pH value may alter, leading to the fake pee going real bad. Therefore, the best way to go about this is to keep the urine bottle in your fridge. • Care: Did you know, synthesized urine deteriorates rather quickly when it comes in contact with oxygen? Therefore, make sure to break the seal open only when you need to use it. Even if you uncap it, store it in an air-tight container immediately. • Freezing urine: If you wish to use the synthetic urine later, you can freeze it and thaw up to five times. Make sure you thaw it only at room temperature and not in a microwave. Additionally, urine samples of some brands might change in composition after exposure to such temperature changes. Your best bet is to avoid the freeze option. The prime difference between liquid and powdered synthetic urine is naturalness. While the liquid one comprises a chemical solution, powdered urine is almost always made from legit human urine. Manufacturers dehydrate the real urine to convert it into the powdered form that you receive it in.”   Romano study accounting in college and worked as a bank-teller and a futon deliveryman before launching his stand-up comedy career.

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October 27th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Randy Quaid

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Randy Quaid, actor, this award winning thespian might be best known for his role of Cousin Eddie in the “National Lampoon Vacation” movies.  Quaid once worked as a janitor on Hollywood Boulevard.

Randy Quaid, actor, this award winning thespian might be best known for his role of Cousin Eddie in the “National Lampoon Vacation” movies.The price is 10241, source. Some of these include ensuring the temperature range of 90-99 °F, careful storage, and avoiding uncapping or freezing. Synthetic urine looks, smells, and comprises similar chemicals like the original one, and is easy to use. Moreover, it has a relatively longer shelf life than human urine, especially the powdered version. To top it all, you can maintain its temperature easily. That being said, you may fail the drug test if you do not follow the guidelines thoroughly. Also, opting for synthetic urine of a low-quality brand might not give you the desired results. According to a study, 14 out of 40 synthetic urine samples tested positive for drugs. Therefore, to successfully pass the drug test, your best bet is to follow the instructions with the utmost care. Yes, you can heat synthetic urine to let it reach the required temperature rather easily. There are two ways to do this: heating in the microwave, hand warmers, and body heat.  Quaid once worked as a janitor on Hollywood Boulevard.

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September 19th, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey, actor and comedian, this talented entertainer has added TV game show host to his list of successful undertakings.    Carey worked as a Marine Corps Reservist, a bank teller and a waiter at Denny’s.

The price is 8449, source. None of these products is cheap.So, if you see someone selling you a pack of synthetic urine at surprisingly low prices, then it’s probably fake. You might end up losing your job over attempts to save a few bucks.The brand’s reliability and reputation carry a long way in ensuring the authenticity of a product. If you want to buy synthetic urine, make sure that you only get it from established brands in the market. They must also provide lab test reports and detailed information about the ingredients.When buying products such as synthetic urine, we would recommend that you buy only from authentic brands that deal exclusively with these products. Third-party websites, such as Amazon and eBay, do not guarantee the authenticity of such products, and you could get scammed.We cannot stress enough the importance of maintaining the temperature for the synthetic urine if you want it to pass the test. There are effective ways to heat it without running the risk of destroying the sample.The idea of using the microwave that you use to warm your food might gross you out. But your job is at stake and this is one of the most convenient ways to warm up the urine.Just make sure that you keep checking the temperature and don’t go overboard. If you do, it might start to boil. If it remains in the microwave for way too long, your synthetic urine sample may get ruined.Just warm it for 10 seconds and keep checking the temperature to ensure that it reaches the optimum.Portable and disposable hand warmers can keep your urine warm for up to 18 to 20 hours. Although you will not need it for that long, it’s a convenient way to keep your synthetic urine warm without threatening to ruin it without even putting it in your microwave (especially if the thought of it disgusts you!).A: If you follow all the instructions carefully while preparing the sample and succeed in keeping it at the optimal temperature, you should have no problem clearing the test. However, beware of the legalities of using such products to cheat on a drug test.A: You might wonder whether you can use synthetic urine if you have to take the test with the monitor that checks if you are really peeing or not. In that case, too, there is a solution.Some brands provide you with urination devices that make it seem like you are actually peeing into the cup/bottle.A: Generally, for drug tests, you need about two ounces of urine. But in case you are concerned about messing it up, it’s safer to carry some extra urine – just in case you need it.A: Well, that is a bit of a grey area in several states. As an individual product, selling and using synthetic urine is quite common and legal in most states. In fact, it is a thriving business.However, how you use it will decide whether what you are doing is legal or not. While using synthetic urine as a fetish is not illegal in any state, using it to cheat a drug test could get you into trouble in some.

Drew Carey, actor and comedian, this talented entertainer has added TV game show host to his list of successful undertakings.    Carey worked as a Marine Corps Reservist, a bank teller and a waiter at Denny’s.

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August 31st, 2010 at 10:49 pm

Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy Fallon, comedian and actor, this Saturday Night Live alum is now the host of his own late night talk show.  Fallon’s work resume includes receptionist and classified ad salesman for an alternative newspaper.

The price is 7681, source.Even though weed is getting legalized across the country, many people still have to take drug tests to get jobs or for other things. Employers expect potential employees to take these tests seriously as a sign they can do the job right without being under the influence. Marijuana is the most common drug tested for by employers, as the THC in weed impairs judgement, coordination, and motor skills. The problem is that THC remains in your system for a while after use, even after the effects wear off. You could smoke outside of work and still have traces left in your system that an employer judges you far. It’s tough to say how long THC stays in your system. There are several factors involved, such as your weight, body type, metabolism, appetite, how much pot you smoked, and the type of test. So, what can you do if you have to take a test for a drug and are worried about getting the wrong result? Urine tests are the most common. However, you should be prepared for a follicle test as well. THC stays for much longer than it does urine.

Jimmy Fallon, comedian and actor, this Saturday Night Live alum is now the host of his own late night talk show.  Fallon’s work resume includes receptionist and classified ad salesman for an alternative newspaper.

William Shatner

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William Shatner, actor and author, this Canadian born entertainer gained TV immortality as “Star Trek’s” Captain Kirk.  A teenage, Shatner once worked as a camp counselor in the Laurentian Mountains.

William Shatner, actor and author, this Canadian born entertainer gained TV immortality as “Star Trek’s” Captain Kirk.The price is 4609, source. On the day of your test, grab a specialized detox drink and consume it as instructed. You may also want to carry fake pee with you to be on the safe side. A belt with synthetic urine affixed can make dispensing that much easier. Yes, detox teas do help with weed. These teas tend to be mainly diuretic in nature. As such, they flush out your kidneys and increase your urination frequency. Bear in mind that this does not guarantee the removal of THC from your system. Instead, it merely masks the traces of THC in your urine. However, there is one thing you should remember. A lab technician may not be able to find cannabinoids in your urine sample thanks to detox teas. However, they may class it as abnormal because these teas tend to modify the creatinine in urine. In turn, the technician may think you’re trying to cheat the test by contaminating your sample. No, alcohol in no way helps eliminate THC from the system. Quite the contrary, it boosts the amount of THC already present! As such, it is always a bad idea to combine weed with alcohol — more so if you plan to drive somewhere after. Testclear’s Toxin Rid 5-Day program is by far one of the best detox kits out there. The program promises to help you pass any drug test with flying colors, and apparently, it delivers on them. At least, according to the rave reviews from customers. That said, there is one downside to this program. As its name suggests, it lasts for five days. As such, you will need prior intimation of your drug test to reap the full benefits of the program.  A teenage, Shatner once worked as a camp counselor in the Laurentian Mountains.

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August 11th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

Rip Taylor

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Rip Taylor, comedian and actor, known as the “King of Confetti” this zany larger-than –life performer is at home on the stage, big screen and small screen.  Taylor’s early work experiences included a turn as a Congressional Page in the U.S. Senate and service with the Army in the Korean War.

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Rip Taylor, comedian and actor, known as the “King of Confetti” this zany larger-than –life performer is at home on the stage, big screen and small screen.The price is 2561, source. If you’re unsure whether your cleansing product has removed THC and its metabolites from your urine, this at-home drug test is a cost-effective and reliable way to find out. When you open the THC detox kit, you’ll notice that there’s only one single-use weed test strip inside. Before you open your pouch, make sure it’s at room temperature. The test panel should be used as soon as possible after it is opened. Also, make sure you have a strong urge to urinate before doing the test. Prepare your urine sample and dip the test panel for at least 10 to 15 seconds in the direction indicated by the arrow. When testing, don’t let the sample get past the arrow. Allow the test kit to sit on a non-absorbent surface for 5 minutes after the test, or until the line(s) is/are clearer. After 10 minutes, check the accuracy of the final results. Possible results include: You can use this testing kit to see if you still have toxins in your system. Synthetic urine is a substance developed to replicate the look, chemical characteristics, and content of human urine. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and other main components of natural urine can be discovered in fake pee. Overall, it’s a chemical that can be substituted for a donor’s genuine urine sample at the time of testing to ensure that the donor’s usage of illegal substances is undetectable. The use of synthetic urine to pass a drug test has grown in popularity over the years, and this trend is predicted to continue. You may pass a drug test quickly by replacing your own pee with fake urine. It makes no difference if you smoked pot 30 days ago or 30 minutes ago; the synthetic pee, not your own, will be tested. Synthetic urine’s widespread use is understandable because it’s the quickest way to pass a drug test on short notice. Keep in mind, you won’t pass any test if you buy low-quality, inexpensive synthetic urine. Cheap and low-quality synthetics lack the necessary chemical components and supportive equipment found in higher-quality ones. After all, you don’t want to be tampering with drug tests.  Taylor’s early work experiences included a turn as a Congressional Page in the U.S. Senate and service with the Army in the Korean War.

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August 4th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby, comedian, this one of a kind legend has distinguished himself as an actor, author, TV producer, educator, musician and humanitarian. Cosby’s work resume includes; selling produce, shining shoes, stocking supermarket shelves, apprenticing in a shoe repair shop and serving as a Navy Hospital Corpsman.

Bill Cosby, comedian, this one of a kind legend has distinguished himself as an actor, author, TV producer, educator, musician and humanitarian.The price is 1793, source. Most people oppose this type of drug test, mainly because it doesn’t detect actual drug use. One of the lesser invasive and sensitive drug tests, the saliva test, can detect the presence of drugs for up to a week. This test can detect recent cocaine, opiates, methamphetamines, and weed usage within the last few hours. During this test, your mouth swab is collected, or you will be asked to spit into a tube sent for saliva analysis. Although these tests have slight possibilities of false positives or negatives, most of the time, they are highly reliable. You may often find a drug test slapped on you very unexpectedly, leaving you with no time to detoxify your system before the test. In that scenario, the only way to pass a drug test for weed is by cheating the drug test with synthetic urine. Synthetic urine kits are your best chance to successfully and surely clear these unbeatable drug tests. Synthetic urine exactly replicates the real urine in all aspects, including the color, smell, and foam. The kits contain a powder that is supposed to be combined with water before use. Cosby’s work resume includes; selling produce, shining shoes, stocking supermarket shelves, apprenticing in a shoe repair shop and serving as a Navy Hospital Corpsman.

Bruce Willis

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Bruce Willis, actor and producer, this award-winning star has distinguished himself in dramatic, comedic and action roles. Before his big break, Willis worked as a security guard at a nuclear power plant, a driver at a DuPont factory and a bartender.

Bruce Willis, actor and producer, this award-winning star has distinguished himself in dramatic, comedic and action roles.The price is 1281, source. Increasing your fluid consumption, on the other hand, might be helpful to your overall health, which isn’t always the case with unregulated items like detox pills and kits. If you’ve ever done hot yoga, you’ve probably heard your instructors talk about sweating away all the toxins from your body. THC can be released from adipose (fat) tissue during exercise, and exercise may, in theory, assist to speed up the detox process. However, there is no scientific proof that exercising can help you detox faster and pass a drug test sooner than if you didn’t exercise. There are alternative solutions to consider if you still want to use cannabis but don’t want any evidence of the plant to show up in a blood or urine sample. CBD products derived from hemp, such as oils and tinctures, contain only trace amounts of THC and can be consumed with no worries. Smoking weed strains with minimal THC levels is another alternative. Consuming big amounts of any low-THC cannabis flower, on the other hand, defeats the point of its low potency. Withdrawal symptoms can be very dangerous to the fetus, so detoxing during pregnancy should be closely supervised by highly experienced doctors. If a pregnant woman is physically addicted to a substance, medical assistance during detox is the safest option for both the mother and the unborn child. Before his big break, Willis worked as a security guard at a nuclear power plant, a driver at a DuPont factory and a bartender.