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WORKING LIKE A DOG!

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September 25th, 2011 at 10:36 pm

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This is our first post. ¬†We’re here!

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August 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Jewish Buddha Sayings

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May this wisdom help you find your best work life! (courtesy of Ruta Lee’s e mail and courtesy of ‘Zen Judiasm‘ by David M. Bader!)

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?

Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish.

Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems. What would you talk about?

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as a wooded glen.. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.

Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.

Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.

The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.

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July 29th, 2010 at 4:34 pm