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Back to School
1) What’s the most important thing for a student to bring with them on their first day of school?
A Good attitude.
2) What’s the one new back to school thing that teachers should have?
Pepper Spray.
3) How does a student know if they’ve got a good or bad teacher?
They’ve got a good one if they’re still listening.
4) What’s the longest part of the day?
From lunch until the school’s-out bell.
5) What’s the best thing to do if you’re called to the principal’s office?
Pretend you don’t know where it is and skip the rest of the day.
6) What does “back to school” mean to an adult?
Relief that they made it through summer and the kids are still living!
7) Why should kids stay in school?
So they don’t have to dig ditches later.
What’s the worst thing you ever did in the school cafeteria?
Stuck my finger in my friend’s brownie and said “Do you want that?”
9) What’s the worst thing you ever did in the school bathroom?
Smoked and drank beer.
10) When you day-dreamed in school, where did you go?
No further than the hot girl in the front row
On Healthcare
10 Questions on Healthcare
1 What’s the one thing you think insurance companies should never cover?
Breast Augmentation.
2 What’s the one thing a doctor should never charge for?
Lollipops from a Pediatrician.
3 What’s your favorite medical instrument?
The Defibrillator.
4 If you were in charge of healthcare, what plastic surgery procedure would
you like to make illegal?
Butt reductions!
5 What’s the most unhealthy thing you do?
Smoke cigars.
6 What’s your best home healthcare remedy?
Ice Packs.
7 Would you rather be rich or healthy and why?
Healthy – you can still become wealthy.
8 What would you be willing to give up or do without in exchange for
healthcare?
Cheap Candy.
9 Who was your favorite TV doctor?
Marcus Welby.
10 If you could have any medical procedure free of charge what would it be?
Any Emergency Room procedure