Unemployed Day 77. Jason was surprised at how morbid he’d gotten, even when playing in the snow.
Day 86 of being out of work…Kevin refuses to let his current unemployed status effect his annual first snow ritual of swimming on the Court House lawn followed by a night in jail.
Unemployed Day 45. Steve immortalized his favorite TV family in snow. Tomorrow he will make a snow oxygen tent for the pneumonia he caught working in a t-shirt.
Unemployed Day 14. Nancy got a call at office from the neighbors. It seems that her husband, Marvin, decided to decorate the yard for halloween this afternoon. Thanks for the send-in!.
Ali’s boss fired him when he took a short cut through a 5 alarm fire and melted the company cab.
Unemployed day 1. Cruz realized he stayed out too long in the unexpected heat-wave while he was panhandling for extra cash.
Unemployed Year 2. Zoren’s reputation as an architect suffered for years after he decided to use a cheap ruler.
Mike realized too late, that his idea of lighting a bonfire to get warm at the construction site … probably wasn’t a good one.
Janet got fired when she put a blow torch to her laptop after hearing her boss say once too many times: “You’d better burn up that keyboard and get those damn data-sheets finished … TONIGHT!”
Unemployed day 16. Janet regretted putting a Salvadore Dali twist on her bosses daughter’s wedding cake.