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Bored In the Snow

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snowman humor

Unemployed Day 77.   Jason was surprised at how morbid he’d gotten, even when playing in the snow.

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December 3rd, 2010 at 7:48 am

Bad Rituals

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Day 86 of being out of work…Kevin refuses to let his current unemployed status effect his annual first snow ritual of swimming on the Court House lawn followed by a night in jail.

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December 2nd, 2010 at 6:37 am

Unemployed Day 45 Snow Art

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Unemployed Day 45. Steve immortalized his favorite TV family in snow. Tomorrow he will make a snow oxygen tent for the pneumonia he caught working in a t-shirt.

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December 1st, 2010 at 6:34 am

Pumpkin Silliness

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Unemployed Day 14. Nancy got a call at office from the neighbors. It seems that her husband, Marvin, decided to decorate the yard for halloween this afternoon. Thanks for the send-in!.

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October 30th, 2010 at 6:25 am

Unemployed Cabbie

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melted taxi

Ali’s boss fired him when he took a short cut through a 5 alarm fire and melted the company cab.

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October 18th, 2010 at 7:11 am

Melted Beggar

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wife carrying contest

Unemployed day 1. Cruz realized he stayed out too long in the unexpected heat-wave while he was panhandling for extra cash.

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October 17th, 2010 at 7:07 am

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Unemployed Architect

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melted buildings

Unemployed Year 2.  Zoren’s reputation as an architect suffered for years after he decided to use a cheap ruler.

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October 16th, 2010 at 7:01 am

I Was Fired Because I Made a Fire

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melted siding

Mike realized too late, that his idea of lighting a bonfire to get warm at the construction site … probably wasn’t a good one.

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October 15th, 2010 at 7:54 am

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Fired Secretary

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melted laptop

Janet got fired when she put a blow torch to her laptop after hearing her boss say once too many times: “You’d better burn up that keyboard and get those damn data-sheets finished … TONIGHT!”

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October 14th, 2010 at 7:41 am

Fired Pastry Chef

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melted cake

Unemployed day 16. Janet regretted putting a Salvadore Dali twist on her bosses daughter’s wedding cake.

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October 13th, 2010 at 7:26 am