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We Love Jeff especially since he just wrote a book called “GET RICH CHEATING.” He’s a smart and funny guy who just has to rant about what’s going on in the world.
ON HEALTHCARE
1 What’s the one thing you think insurance companies should never cover?
Insurance company executives.2 What’s the one thing a doctor should never charge for?
Lollipops.
3 What’s your favorite medical instrument?
The Sexy Nurse.
4 If you were in charge of healthcare, what plastic surgery procedure would
you like to make illegal?
Fake lips. If I wanted to kiss rubber, I’d go back to testing tires.
5 What’s the most unhealthy thing you do?
Answer internet questionnaires.
6 What’s your best home healthcare remedy?
A packet of emergenC in a cup of herbal tea. Seriously, learned it from a 70 year-old who’s fit as a 50 year old.
7 Would you rather be rich or healthy and why?
Rich, because I could buy muself a healthy clone.
8 What would you be willing to give up or do without in exchange for
healthcare?
Complaining about healthcare.
9 Who was your favorite TV doctor?
Dr. Who.
10 If you could have any medical procedure free of charge what would it be?
Insertion of a bottomless stomach … by a sexy nurse.
BACK TO SCHOOL
1) What’s the most important thing for a student to bring with them on their first day of school?
A black belt in karate.
2) What’s the one new back to school thing that teachers should have?
Mace.
3) How does a student know if they’ve got a good or bad teacher?
Do they cry more than once an hour? If so, they’re bad.
4) What’s the longest part of the day?
2:15-2:18.
5) What’s the best thing to do if you’re called to the principal’s office?
Puke on yourself.
6) What does “back to school” mean to an adult?
Another year gone since we had it easy.
7) Why should kids stay in school?
To keep it easy.
What’s the worst thing you ever did in the school cafeteria?
Served food.
9) What’s the worst thing you ever did in the school bathroom?
Made food.
10) When you day-dreamed in school, where did you go?
Cindy Crawford’s mole.
Jeff Kreisler
iGet2Laugh introduces Jeff Kreisler. He is a stand-up comedian with a book coming out this Spring titled “Get Rich Cheating”. As a winner of the Bill Hicks Spirit Award, Jeff enjoys political humor and poking fun at big business. His work credits include writing for Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008, Reader’s Digest and on CBS radio.